Sleekgeek has been working hard on a brand new venture and we’re finally ready to announce it!
The SLEEKGEEK HOTEL!
It’s the ultimate health fanatic’s dream stay:
- There will be
NO breakfast served so that you can experience the benefits of Intermittent Fasting.
- There will be
NO hot water so that you can experience the benefits of cold water exposure and ice baths.
- There will be
NO lights or electronics so that you can optimise your circadian rhythm and sleep cycle.
- There will be
NO bed so that you can live in harmony with the way your ancestors did in caves.
- There will be
NO porters so that you can get fit and strong carrying your own luggage.
It’s a lot, I know. We’ve had to work reeeeeeeeeally hard in order to secure so many unique benefits all under a single offering.
So, unfortunately, we’ll need to charge a premium.
However, there will be special discounts to 
Vegan Cyclists and 
Paleo CrossFitters in order to encourage extremely passionate debates amongst our guests so that everyone leaves feeling enlightened and motivated.
PLUS! As an opening special, we’ll be having a 
cocktail evening every night for the first week where we’ll be serving 
raw liver (viva Liver King!) and 
kale smoothies.
To make a reservation, please email aprilfools@sleekgeek.co.za
Be sure to drop a comment on this Facebook Post to let us know you’re keen to join and help us spread the word!
